In a few weeks your heart will begin to beat faster, your face will become flushed, your words will begin to slur, and you'll start to feel a little light headed all at the same time.
These are symptoms of a serious seasonal condition experts refer to as "Valentines Fever", which can be traced back to one of 3 likely causes:
1. An over consumption of cheap heart shaped candy an inconsiderate beau fobbed off as a "thoughtful" Valentines Day gift, resulting in an unnatural sugar high.
2. The unsettling onset of fear and panic when you realize it's February 14th and every store on the way home from work is completely sold out of tacky stuffed animals.
3...
Valentines Day gifts can be tricky, they have to walk a fine line between sweet and thoughtful. If it looks cheap, store bought, or you forgot to scrape the price tag off the box, your significant other will think you waited until the last minute. On the flip-side, making your own gift can be a gamble... unless you're 8 years old, a coupon book redeemable for free hugs made out of construction paper and glitter will more than likely result in you spending Valentines Day alone at your parents house. There's also a couple of smart-allecks who forgo both avenues and think they're such an amazing partner that no gifts are needed on Valentines Day.
So what now?
You want to be an awesome boyfriend/girlfriend, but you don't want to break the bank. You want to get something nice, but you don't have time to go to the store. You want to put in a little effort as possible, while tricking your lover into thinking you spent hours considering the perfect gift. Fear not you hopeless romantic, PRINTS ON WOOD has the cure for your Valentines Fever!
"What is it?" you might ask? Well, that's easy...
A WOOD PRINT!!!
Think about it.... flowers are going to wilt, candy is going to go straight to your thighs, and mylar balloons can cause a power outage. A custom wood print can capture a memory... be it a wedding, first kiss, or romantic getaway. If you have a picture of it, we can make a print.
With multiple sizes to choose from and each individual print having it's own unique wood grain, no gift will ever be comparable to that of a wood print.
The best part is you never have to leave your house, just upload your photo(s) to our site, and we'll do the rest. Have it sent to your house, or better yet, have it sent to your romantic interest's job so their co-workers can get jealous! ;)
So this Valentines Day skip the lines, ditch the candy, and forget the cards. PRINTS ON WOOD offers up the best gift to give this (fake) Holiday Season. It combines the D.I.Y. excitement of a homemade gift with the convenience of a store bought one. A custom wood print will work so well, it'll make your lover forgive you for all those times you got them something lame.
